I'm Drunk on Hot Sauce Tee
 
The hot wing challenge at SDCC claimed a victim. This shirt is the evidence.
 
Front graphic captures the exact moment it went wrong — hat blown clean off, eyes spinning, head going full mushroom cloud. He finished the wings. The wings also finished him.
 
Flip it around and the back says what he couldn't: I'M DRUNK ON HOT SAUCE, in oversized script across the shoulders.
 
Printed on a heavyweight garment-washed black tee with a boxy, oversized fit. Built to survive the next challenge, even if you don't.
 
100% cotton, heavyweight
Vintage garment wash
Oversized fit — size down for a standard cut
Front and back print
 
Wear it as a warning. Or a trophy.